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 Beyond the swing doors of The Happy Thistle Restaurant lurks a sinister secret - the Highland themed eatery is a front for a mad professor hell-bent on world domination. Half way through constructing a domestic nuclear fission laboratory in the basement, his bitcoin reserves run dry leaving him with no alternative but to borrow up to and beyond the hilt from notorious loan sharks, The Proust Mob, pledging four nuclear centrifuges and a domestic hadron collider as security. When the Prousts demand their money back with three hundred percent interest, he instructs his Scottish chef, Groaty McTavish, to kidnap the daughter of a billionaire banker. Simple, I hear you say . . . or maybe not...

Shopping center developer Beauregard Henry has a secret buried under the fountain at South Square Mall. What seemed like a perfectly good hiding place is now drawing all kinds of unwanted attention. Threatening to uncover the secret are (among others) a disgruntled mall tenant, the inquisitive mall manager, revenge-seeking architects, a power-hungry secretary, and two pizza-cooking members of the style="background-color:rgb(255,255,255);color:rgb(15,17,17);font-size:15px;">Shopping Bagged is a funny and fast-paced book that will appeal to readers of Carl Hiaasen, Dave Barry, and Donald

 is the owner of a discreet lifestyle makeover service called Ladyfingers. Needless to say, in today’s world, this business has made her fabulously some of her clients:

: The internationally famous Pop Diva, who after ending her tumultuous romance with the record mogul, Paxton Cummings, begins a new life on the French Riviera. She becomes embroiled in a passionate affair with her handsome, but mysterious, and much younger Belgian Leslie Vanderhoven:the sole scion of a media dynasty, who has fled her fireman lover for a new life and romance with her East Somarian Sheik in Countess Sara Haggener: After spending 5 years in the state prison, simply because she had the wrong boyfriend, is finally able to begin life Baroness Kitty Von Denmarke: An untimely injury has forced her to end her career as a ballet dancer for the Los Angeles Ballet Company. To make matters worse, a series of humiliating occurrences compel her to flee the DaLilla, the celebrated Queen of the Las Vegas Strip, has finally landed the man of  his dreams…the billionaire shipping magnate, Janus Daropopolis;

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