Books
THE TURD ADVENTURES
$10.00
Turd is a happy and friendly soul who right from the beginning of his life within his "host", Stan, wants to make friends with everyone in his vicinity. As he is a turd that means both Stan and his internal organs, the lungs, the kidneys, his heart and brain as well as his stomach. He is both surprised and disappointed when none of them is friendly, but shun him at all times.
Most of all he is surprised that all of them want him to leave Stan's body.
"Why?" he asks. "I was born here just like you were, so why can't I stay?"
Big drama when he refuses to leave, but will he succeed in his plan of staying forever? And should he be allowed to stay?
CANDIES
$22.50
Short stories of all aspects of life, also e.g. the recent presidential election.
The collection of tales has got its name from the story I, the author, see as the major one of all of those that are included: "Candy Store". It holds many different ideas and angles, like e.g. exploitation.
Several of the stories may come out as FEMINIST which is fully intended.
Indira and Daisy
£4.50
Chapter Excerpt From Book 1
The Great Liquor War
$0.99
The Snail That Roared
$27.75
One of my absolute favorite genres is what I call "weird tales" which means that daily, ordinary settings may contain magic or mysterious elements. All of the short stories of this collection are "weird" in that sense of the word - and, in some way or another, they are about animals.
ASIN : B0DNTRDF7R
Bleeds when Broken
£10.00
Accidental Death
$4.99
A story about John, a teenager who after joining the army and catches the eye of Dexter, the leader of a secret anti-terrorist group. After years of clandestinely eliminating terrorists, John’s life takes a dramatic turn after he saves a young woman from certain death while on holiday in South Africa.
Cousin E.T.
$8.99
In this fantasy an unexpected offspring of a lost astronaut and an alien from a distant planet goes looking for his relatives on planet Earth. How should - and could - his relatives welcome him when they didn't even know about him? And what will be his future if he stays with his human relatives?
978-1-312-01739-9
Tippy
$8.99
Tippy is much younger than her sister and brother. The siblings are living with their parents in a big house. However, they never played together the way Tippy does with her friends Rosie, Peter and Lois. Luckily enough Tippy is a very smart and vivacious pre-teen girl who has many ideas, not least about the way girls should be treated in society. Actually, she has a knack of seeing through a lot of rules of society that not even all the grown-ups understand.
ISBN.No. 978-1-312-39931-0
LIONS IN THE HOME
$8.75
To keep lions in the home is not for everybody, especially when they behave like ghosts who roam the dreams of a woman who doesn't even have a pet cat. How come she wakes up, morning after morning, with a torn nightie and scratches from claws after being chased by lions in her own home at night?
And what about those other people who encounter other weird and dangerous animals in the same flat? What is going on?
The Naughty Peteyboy, Sonya And The Magic Word: When Peteyboy And Sonya Had A Scare
$8.75
Peteyboy has a habit of always being naughty, yes, he sets out to tease and harass whoever there is to bully. His parents are clueless when it comes to put a stop to his annoying behavior. However, one day his mother trusts him to look after his younger sister, Sonya, and then he has a scare as she seems to disappear ....
WHEN EVE SOLD HER KID BROTHER
$13.75
Eve has been living with her Mom ever since she was a baby as her father has left the family. However, Eve and her Mom have been very happy and content, but then everything is disrupted because of a new man in the family. When there also is another addition in the shape of a baby boy eve is consumed with jealousy. That's why she sets out to solve the problem of this kid brother once and for all by selling him ....
TOOTH BY TOOTH
$12.50
Could the sweet and very popular tooth-fairy Julius be guilty of stealing a tooth from the giant Sky Rock? That is what the girlfriend of Sky Rock, the ogre Badilla, believes and she sets out to wage war on the fairies, not only Julius: Big trouble in fairyland, and what can all those fairies do to stop Badilla's plans?
BABY WANNA HAVE FUN
$13.75
Baby is so very young that she doesn't even have a name. She is a sweet and very cute baby, but as she gets a little older she starts to be bored by just having to stay in her crib until some grown-ups pick her up. What is a baby to do when her only way of communication is wailing?
Eyes Everywhere
$10.00
Danny is a nice, but somewhat shy boy who often dreams scary dreams of monsters staring at him. One of these monsters is a Jack-In-The-Box nodding in a menacing manner.
What's worse is that Danny begins to feel that EVERYBODY - even the moon, the neighbors and so on - are watching him. Now, how does he get rid of that kind of delusions - and what about those who really set out to get him?
When Elves Go Bad
$12.50
Tommy Drumstick is an elf, but he is also an unruly teenager of 500 years. Being both invisible as well as very adept at flying, and a lot of other things he is a handful. As it is he just loves to tease humans whom he finds too prudent or polite to endure for an elf, especially kids. However, at one point he strikes up a friendship with a lovely, vivacious but also a bit unruly girl. They have a lot of fun being naughty until she grows up and, sort of, disappears for many years ....
When they meet again everything is changed because for some time he has been teasing a couple of girls whom he doesn't know are her annoyingly sedate grandchildren.
Monster Feasts
$12.49
Nobody believes that there are monsters in the room of the teenager Sybil. However, when she wakes up, very scared and beyond herself with fear, night after night, it is because she really sees scary monsters. Very often she has to sleep in the bedroom of her parents because she is too scared to stay in her own room.
However, when her very level-headed cousin has to stay with the family for some time and she too sees scary monsters it's no denying the fact that, whatever it is, something weird is going on. After some investigation the family finds out that several people were murdered in that particular room and that some of the "monsters" are the ghosts of their restless souls.
CHANCES ARE II
$13.75
Dishonor Thy Father
Forever Boy
$4.99